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January 7th, 2008


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10:12 pm - Chelsea Handler

I'm not sure if you guys know who Chelsea Handler is, but a friend of mine gave me her book to read. She is fricken hilarious and beat me to my idea. I've always wanted to write a book about my experiences with guys over the years and she did it. For those that don't know who she is, google her. She is a 30 somethen year old comedian and her show is on E! at 11:30 PM. I saw her when i went to Hollywood interviewing some chicks for her show. I like her because she is like a guy, tells stories as it is, makes fun of herself, screws whoever she wants and doesn't get attached ( at least that's what she says). 

She has this book called "My horizontal life". I just finished it, it's a quick read. She tells stories of one night stands, which seems to be all she does. Nights with midgets, small penises, gay guys, ecstasy, her family conflicts and a shit load of other funny stuff. She cracks me up. I think maybe because I can so relate to just about everything that comes out of her mouth. Plus every once in a while I love a good brainless book that will fill my time, allowing me to zone out and giggle.

Anyway if i had a girl crush...it would be on her (ok so I have a girl crush). I love it that she thinks the same way I do. Maybe I'll still write my book, since I have so much free time. But it won't be as funny cuz people have no idea who I am. Course I'd do it more for me than anyone else anyway. Then ya never know, it could go over big! Then I'd be famous for talking shit like she is...haha =) I think the guys in my life may hate me forever though, but who cares I'd be rich!! hahah. =)


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From:[info]queso
Date:January 8th, 2008 06:54 pm (UTC)
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Anyway if i had a girl crush...it would be on her (ok so I have a girl crush).

Aww, that makes Angelina Jolie sad.

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From:[info]lioness_1
Date:January 8th, 2008 08:17 pm (UTC)
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Haha oh crap!! Yea she was my girlfriend last year...shhh don't tell her. I think she's been too busy with the kids, she won't even notice. =)
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From:[info]haute77
Date:January 8th, 2008 10:34 pm (UTC)
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For some reason, I can't get into Chelsea because she seems really mean and sarcastic. I've tried to give her a chance but every time she says something stupid, I cringe and then flip the channel. Maybe the book is a lot better since I wouldn't have to hear that voice. :)
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From:[info]lioness_1
Date:January 9th, 2008 08:08 pm (UTC)
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haha...yea you're right, I can see why you would feel that way. She says TONS of stupid shit and some of it makes me roll my eyes but she tends to follow it up with something that makes me laugh everytime. I have a "small" mean sarcastic side to me so maybe that's why I can appreciate it. Eh can't be everyone's cup of tea =)

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