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January 7th, 2008


10:12 pm - Chelsea Handler

I'm not sure if you guys know who Chelsea Handler is, but a friend of mine gave me her book to read. She is fricken hilarious and beat me to my idea. I've always wanted to write a book about my experiences with guys over the years and she did it. For those that don't know who she is, google her. She is a 30 somethen year old comedian and her show is on E! at 11:30 PM. I saw her when i went to Hollywood interviewing some chicks for her show. I like her because she is like a guy, tells stories as it is, makes fun of herself, screws whoever she wants and doesn't get attached ( at least that's what she says). 

She has this book called "My horizontal life". I just finished it, it's a quick read. She tells stories of one night stands, which seems to be all she does. Nights with midgets, small penises, gay guys, ecstasy, her family conflicts and a shit load of other funny stuff. She cracks me up. I think maybe because I can so relate to just about everything that comes out of her mouth. Plus every once in a while I love a good brainless book that will fill my time, allowing me to zone out and giggle.

Anyway if i had a girl crush...it would be on her (ok so I have a girl crush). I love it that she thinks the same way I do. Maybe I'll still write my book, since I have so much free time. But it won't be as funny cuz people have no idea who I am. Course I'd do it more for me than anyone else anyway. Then ya never know, it could go over big! Then I'd be famous for talking shit like she is...haha =) I think the guys in my life may hate me forever though, but who cares I'd be rich!! hahah. =)


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